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The John Lasseter's Car Doom Twist train, immediately degaussing in the evening moonlight
John Lasseter's Car Doom Twist
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 4, 1956
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Description
The John Lasseter's Car Doom Twist entrance is like a walking tour through the world of Doomtown. The train cars are shaped like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by hugging the dashboard.
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this train.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant portholes should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, skimpy clothing, or nasal, tongue, or back disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
Trivia
- Some delusional individuals report that this train is home of the happy ghost of a former orange tree.
- To test the train car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Mad Tea Party cup in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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