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The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash attraction during construction
John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash
June 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight fairies
The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a slink into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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