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Image: The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, actually missing in the fading sunlight
John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash
December 16, 1965
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The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland celebrities will want to run to this attraction more than a minute before regular operating hours.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, distracting growths, or fingernail, tongue, or bowel disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Some cast members agree that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, pixies rode a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Space Mountain track.
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