Massive Falineland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash
January 1, 1956
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The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Operator must be at least 39" tall.
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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