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Above: Frozone's TV-hiding photo of John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash
John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash
October 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile veterans
The John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a trip into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
- The tower of John Hench's Superstar Toon Crash can be seen from as far away as Toronto.
- Be sure to look for a serious Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
- To test the attraction superstar design, engineers put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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