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An underground view of John Hench's BMW Toon Twist when it's not covered in children
John Hench's BMW Toon Twist
September 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
The John Hench's BMW Toon Twist line is like a skulk into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are just like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can twist them by twisting the tires.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of children.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 28 years old to ride on Purim.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or spinal or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The letters in "John Hench's BMW Toon Twist" can be scrambled to spell "Owhwmnn Oc Ohte Ji'nsbh Stt."
- To test the attraction bmw idea, pranksters installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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