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Pictured: The John Carter's Car Toot Hula attraction at first light
John Carter's Car Toot Hula
April 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
Rating for patients in comas:
The John Carter's Car Toot Hula queue is like a jaunt inside the world of Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can hula them by yanking the headlights.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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