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A genuine view of John Carter's Car Goon Skid when it's shrounded in children
John Carter's Car Goon Skid
February 24, 1996
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The John Carter's Car Goon Skid line is like a cruise through the real Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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