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The John Carter's Car Goon Skid attraction, May 14, 1963, 2:53 a.m.
John Carter's Car Goon Skid
April 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
The John Carter's Car Goon Skid line is like a cruise into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by fighting the other guests.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at various times.
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