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The John Carter's Car Goon Skid attraction at a distance
John Carter's Car Goon Skid
July 18, 1969
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The John Carter's Car Goon Skid queue is like a walking tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by twisting the wheel.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or ribcage, neck, knee, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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