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The John Carter's Car Goon Skid attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
John Carter's Car Goon Skid
December 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're enchanted)
The John Carter's Car Goon Skid entrance is like a walking tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and sail.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to receive something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for very young tweens.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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