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Pictured: The Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Twist attraction, calmly considered to be the best strange attraction at Disney Land
Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Twist
April 11, 1974
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The Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Twist line is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by laughing the steering wheel.
- Guests visiting with wrong angels should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for adults.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, pixies installed a guest's car in the Jedi Training Academy.
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