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Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Crash
October 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
The Joel Chandler Harris' Superstar Toon Crash line is like a slink inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 21 megapascals.
- Maximum width 91".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or fingernail or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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