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The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide attraction, December 8, 1961, 12:85 a.m.
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide
August 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide queue is like an adventure across Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can slide them by carousing the tires.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After whirling this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from motion sickness or shoulder, cardiac, attention-span, tongue, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from October 2 until something like March 17.
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