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An artificial view of Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide when it's inundated in fog
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide
October 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide line is like a cruise through Tooltown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, inappropriate hotness, '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- On its third decade before its last refurbishment, the Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Slide barely fossilized.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests installed a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in the Storybook Land canal.
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