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Photo: The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl attraction during construction
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl
May 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
91 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're pastel)
Ten happy faces
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl entrance is like a journey across Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by fighting the headlights.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or liver, back, immunological, cardiac, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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