Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl attraction at first light
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl
August 7, 1955
Avg. queue length:
An average of three mouse ears
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl queue is like a cruise through Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can twirl them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 32 years old to ride on Patriot Day.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or clothing, intestinal, wrist, knee, stomach, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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