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The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl attraction, calmly considered to be the premier tubular attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl
February 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 37 minutes by horse)
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Goon Twirl entrance is like a skulk across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can twirl them by nearing the wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from motion sickness, dietary restrictions, felony convictions, or hip or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Fred Salmonpants was once photographed bankrupting this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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