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Above: The Joe Fowler's Car Tool Crash attraction during repairs
Joe Fowler's Car Tool Crash
September 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Joe Fowler's Car Tool Crash queue is like a cruise into the bad part of Tooltown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts, clown perfume, emotional baggage, or intestinal or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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