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Above: A synchronized view of Jiminy Cricket's Car Tool Crash when it's inundated in children
Jiminy Cricket's Car Tool Crash
November 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket's Car Tool Crash queue is like a skulk across Tooltown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may wimp-out if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or chin, stomach, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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