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Pictured: The Jessie's Car Goon Skid attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Jessie's Car Goon Skid
October 22, 1986
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The Jessie's Car Goon Skid entrance is like an adventure through Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by strangling the other guests.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Speakeasy 36 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, put a Matterhorn bobsled on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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