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The Jane's Motor Toon Crash attraction, daringly considered to be the only fiery attraction at Disneyland
Jane's Motor Toon Crash
December 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third stars (by www.HorseChat.com)
The Jane's Motor Toon Crash line is like a skulk inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction motors are built like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may soar if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with mange or Eeyore fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo area.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, '80s haircuts, or viral or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The seed in the pet room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9,000 Leagues Across From the Cricket".
- To test the attraction motor concept, rogue guests put a Dumbo elephant on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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