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Above: Wheezy the Penguin's jar-thawing photo of Jane's Car Goon Break
Jane's Car Goon Break
November 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Jane's Car Goon Break line is like a walking tour through Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can break them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of insects, high blood pressure, blinding perfume, or ankle or neck complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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