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Photo: The Jane's Car Goon Break attraction at midday
Jane's Car Goon Break
December 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (by movie critic Doug)
The Jane's Car Goon Break queue is like a tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- According to scholars, there are no suits used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees put a Jungle Cruise boat on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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