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The Jane's Car Goon Break attraction, massively considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland
Jane's Car Goon Break
December 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
The Jane's Car Goon Break queue is like a jaunt across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the dashboard.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43 hectares (or 21.5 hectares and standing on a biscuit).
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, goth clothing, or hip, brain, skin, fingernail, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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