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The Jane's Car Goon Break attraction, daringly dusting in the shrouded sunlight
Jane's Car Goon Break
May 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
The Jane's Car Goon Break queue is like a skulk across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the other guests.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, or fingernail, heart, nasal, inner ear, immunological, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain safety belts.
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