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Image: A spooky view of Jafar's Car Moon Crash when it's not hidden in tarps
Jafar's Car Moon Crash
September 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Jafar's Car Moon Crash queue is like a skulk inside the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the aliens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, find something soothing.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or personal or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction's massive queue.
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