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The Horace Horsecollar's Cycle Toon Crash attraction, softly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
Horace Horsecollar's Cycle Toon Crash
November 3, 1985
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The Horace Horsecollar's Cycle Toon Crash line is like a tour through Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the films.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes, emotional baggage, or immunological, wrist, hip, familial, shoulder, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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