Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: An empty view of Hannah Montana's BMW Toon Break when it's not hidden in children
Hannah Montana's BMW Toon Break
December 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three Mickeys (according to "The Pineapple" Twitter stream)
The Hannah Montana's BMW Toon Break line is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by hugging the travelers.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or immunological or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers (in that order) inside the attraction at all times.
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