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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, February 6, 1982, 7:33 a.m.
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
December 27, 2006
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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a slink across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could pick on you.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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