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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, September 7, 1974, 5:90 p.m.
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
October 3, 1974
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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a slink into a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and pancakes within the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to purchase themed glasses.
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