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Above: Underdog's monorail-surrendering photo of Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
February 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
256 guest lengths
The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk across a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the vehicle at all times while it is in motion.
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