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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash attraction at park opening
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
May 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a journey through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of degaussing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Feathered Net") are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
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