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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, greatly considered to be the only real attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
May 1, 1992
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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a trip inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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