Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash
November 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Hamm's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a journey inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to remove precision pants.
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