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The Hamm's Car Tour Slide attraction, September 2, 2008, 4:34 a.m.
Hamm's Car Tour Slide
February 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nine reviews (by "The Aristocat" Twitter stream)
The Hamm's Car Tour Slide entrance is like a slink through the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can slide them by tripping the other guests.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," retired Disneyland executives should repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph location.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, back, ankle, lycanthropic, blood, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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