Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Hamm's Car Tour Slide attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Hamm's Car Tour Slide
January 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero and four sevenths pirates (by "The Duck" newsletter)
The Hamm's Car Tour Slide queue is like a trip inside the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from bad haircuts, felony convictions, or personal or fingernail problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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