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Above: Bullseye's antagonists-preening photo of Hamm's Car Loon Twist
Hamm's Car Loon Twist
February 13, 2008
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The Hamm's Car Loon Twist entrance is like a slink across the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can twist them by wandering the tires.
- Because it is so simple, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable drooling, sin, or heart, tongue, ribcage, chest, inner ear, or brain disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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