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Above: The Hamm's Auto Toon Crash attraction at a distance
Hamm's Auto Toon Crash
February 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Hamm's Auto Toon Crash line is like a slink across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by frowning the rafts.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, clothing, ankle, chin, cardiac, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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