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A low view of Hades' Car Tool Twirl when it's not covered in children
Hades' Car Tool Twirl
November 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge Mickeys (according to Huck Finn)
The Hades' Car Tool Twirl line is like a tour across the real Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can twirl them by living the dashboard.
- Warning: during any first Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Bo Peep fans.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or viral, cardiac, spinal, leg, or clothing complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- On its second month of operation, the Hades' Car Tool Twirl immediately fell over.
- To test the attraction car design, designers tried running an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Main Street Cinema.
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