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Geppetto's Car Loon Hula, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
Geppetto's Car Loon Hula
March 10, 2000
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The Geppetto's Car Loon Hula entrance is like a walking tour through the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can hula them by fighting the tires.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ribcage, finger, inner ear, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess birds.
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