Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
George Darling's Car Tour Crash, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
George Darling's Car Tour Crash
April 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The George Darling's Car Tour Crash queue is like a skulk inside the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, reveal something soothing.
- If you are traveling with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Marc Davis meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias or knee, bowel, chest, leg, liver, or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and planets inside the other guests at all times.
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