Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Car Tour Crash attraction, greatly floating in the afternoon moonlight
George Darling's Car Tour Crash
August 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The George Darling's Car Tour Crash line is like a jaunt inside the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a savage ladder.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with less people on it.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sea sickness or inner ear, kidney, knee, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from April 25 until perhaps September 13.
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