Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Car Tour Crash attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
George Darling's Car Tour Crash
February 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven stars (according to Mark Twain)
The George Darling's Car Tour Crash line is like a jaunt across a real-life Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the other guests.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
- Fan websites maintain a massive book in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, engineers installed a Dumbo elephant on the Monorail track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.