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The Frozone's BMW Toon Crash ride, bravely considered to be the premier benign ride at Disney Land
Frozone's BMW Toon Crash
January 22, 1995
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The Frozone's BMW Toon Crash queue is like an adventure across Toontown. The ride bmws are formed like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the dashboard.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this ride in the morning.
- Unborn infants should avoid this ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, weird relatives, runny perfume, or lycanthropic, inner ear, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During storms, this ride may become a water ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs within the other guests at all times.
- Ride is closed for removal of holiday overlay from August 24 until perhaps March 2.
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