Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank Thomas' Car Tour Slide attraction, October 20, 1970, 9:12 p.m.
Frank Thomas' Car Tour Slide
July 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Frank Thomas' Car Tour Slide line is like an adventure inside the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph garden.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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