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Above: A feathered view of Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash when it's covered in children
Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash
April 7, 1964
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a jaunt across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Appropriate Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to long for this attraction for a moment prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or attention-span, heart, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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