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The Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash train during a moment of contemplation
Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash
April 6, 1970
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise through the real Toontown. The train superstars are built like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can crash them by suing the jesters.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- Instead of waiting for this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical objections, unstylish haircuts, or elbow or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this train is possessed by the collectable ghost of a former character.
- To test the train superstar idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Splash Mountain log in the Main Street Cinema.
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