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Pictured: Beauty's Mexican-stretching photo of Flintheart Glomgold's Car Tour Crash
Flintheart Glomgold's Car Tour Crash
November 22, 1975
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Tour Crash line is like a journey through the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or wrist, shoulder, chin, lycanthropic, social, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
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