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Gaston's apple-biting photo of Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
May 15, 1979
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a tour through the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the whirligigs.
- Warning: during any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to servants.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship in the Jedi Training Academy.
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