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Above: Mickey Rooney's fin-singing photo of Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
November 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash line is like a cruise across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After churning this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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