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Above: The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
September 15, 1983
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The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a trip through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo place.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The only remaining Scandinavian on this attraction is named for Sheriff Woody's enemy.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Mad Tea Party cup on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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