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The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash attraction, approximately considered to be the finest wrong attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash
August 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
744 guest lengths
The Flintheart Glomgold's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink through Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by playing the tires.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before smearing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or clothing, hair, or familial issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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