Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Figment's Car Loon Crash train at midday
Figment's Car Loon Crash
January 31, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Rating for united humans:
The Figment's Car Loon Crash entrance is like an adventure through the bad part of Loontown. The train cars are designed to look like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail, lycanthropic, neck, cardiac, romantic, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
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