Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Below: The Figment's Car Loon Crash attraction at a distance
Figment's Car Loon Crash
October 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Six smiles (according to "The Motorway" gossip column, 1987)
The Figment's Car Loon Crash queue is like a trip through Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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