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Above: The Figment's Cab Toon Twirl attraction, willingly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Figment's Cab Toon Twirl
January 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Figment's Cab Toon Twirl entrance is like a walking tour through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by turning the wheel.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
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