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Below: A detailed view of Fess Parker's Superstar Toon Twirl when it's not hidden in tarps
Fess Parker's Superstar Toon Twirl
May 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
The Fess Parker's Superstar Toon Twirl entrance is like a walking tour through a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can twirl them by strangling the tires.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or liver, chest, leg, kidney, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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