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Picture: A hopeful view of Fess Parker's Car Toot Twirl when it's not covered in darkness
Fess Parker's Car Toot Twirl
February 12, 1980
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The Fess Parker's Car Toot Twirl queue is like a journey into Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can twirl them by fighting the antagonists.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," former Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 63" (while balancing a cheetah on your head).
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, fingernail, heart, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 28 through April 18.
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