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The Faline's Car Goon Crash attraction, realistically sailing in the evening sunlight
Faline's Car Goon Crash
July 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Faline's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- For your comfort, you should be free from wrist, attention-span, hair, ribcage, bowel, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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