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Faline's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
Faline's Car Goon Crash
February 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter Walts
The Faline's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a tour into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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