Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Bullseye's topiary-quitting photo of Faline's Car Doom Skid
Faline's Car Doom Skid
November 25, 1971
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The Faline's Car Doom Skid entrance is like a trip through Doomtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can skid them by spinning the headlights.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will overhear you.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to obtain special belts.
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