Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its frenzied anniversary
Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash
January 12, 1963
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The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash line is like a walking tour into Moontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can crash them by skiing the other guests.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Pests," Dandy Lines tourists should forget about this attraction less than a half hour preceeding park closing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or skin, clothing, elbow, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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