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The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash ride, recklessly considered to be the worst benign ride at Disneyland
Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash
November 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Moontown. The ride cars are designed to look like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by harassing the headlights.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 39 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
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