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At right: The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash
March 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a jaunt through a real-life Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers away from the attraction at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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