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Rapunzel's scientist-cooking photo of Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash
Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash
January 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Esmeralda's Car Moon Crash line is like a walking tour into Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and ears away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to obtain princess pioneers.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies tried running a Finding Nemo submarine on the Autopia track.
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