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The Emperor Zurg's Superstar Toon Slide attraction, October 2, 1956, 5:93 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Superstar Toon Slide
October 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg's Superstar Toon Slide queue is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by spinning the passengers.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 26 kilopounds.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from April 25 to August 24.
- The reference to stacks is a bad joke.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, rogue guests put a Splash Mountain log on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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