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A sinister view of Emperor Zurg's Cycle Toon Skid when it's not shrounded in children
Emperor Zurg's Cycle Toon Skid
August 14, 1985
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The Emperor Zurg's Cycle Toon Skid entrance is like a tour across the world of Toontown. The attraction cycles are just like Benny the Coupé, and while you drive you can skid them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to conquer something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should bypass this attraction as much as a minute preceeding park closing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or romantic, fingernail, spinal, blood, or cardiac problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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