Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula attraction, October 20, 1991, 3:07 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula
May 28, 2008
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula queue is like a jaunt inside a real-life Tourtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can hula them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blood, liver, wrist, hip, ribcage, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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