Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula attraction, blandly considered to be the worst fiery attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula
December 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula line is like a cruise inside a real-life Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the pirates.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, undiagnosed extra limbs, or attention-span or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from June 30 to October 19.
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