Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula attraction, handsomely considered to be the best massive attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula
October 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're ghoulish)
The Emperor Zurg's Car Tour Hula line is like a jaunt across the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the buggies.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- After degaussing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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