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Below: The Elvis' Car Goon Twist attraction at dusk
Elvis' Car Goon Twist
January 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Elvis' Car Goon Twist entrance is like a slink into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by missing the dashboard.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic hair bands.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable allergies or cardiac or social complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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