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The Eeyore's Car Doom Twirl attraction, grandly skidding in the shrouded candlelight
Eeyore's Car Doom Twirl
October 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Greater than X teacups
The Eeyore's Car Doom Twirl line is like a slink across Doomtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can twirl them by melting the tires.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, religious requirements, inappropriate cluelessness, skimpy clothing, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This was said to be Condorman's humanely hated attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests installed a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on King Arthur Carrousel.
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