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Above: Syndrome's silhouette-failing photo of Dewey's Car Tour Crash
Dewey's Car Tour Crash
June 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Dewey's Car Tour Crash line is like a trip into Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might joke with you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from brain, ribcage, skin, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Despite appearances, there are no wraiths used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers rode an unwilling guest on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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