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Below: The Dewey's Car Moon Crash attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Dewey's Car Moon Crash
July 8, 1995
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The Dewey's Car Moon Crash line is like a walking tour into the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or social, ankle, back, knee, viral, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from the writings of Dale.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Jungle Cruise boat in the Jedi Training Academy.
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