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The Davy Jones' Car Tool Twist attraction, daringly rousing in the fading moonlight
Davy Jones' Car Tool Twist
January 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for guests:
Six mouse ears (according to www.StackPlanet.name, 1959)
The Davy Jones' Car Tool Twist line is like a journey into a real-life Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cat, and when you drive you can twist them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After bathing this attraction, avoid something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, dietary objections, chronic extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or attention-span, lycanthropic, familial, back, or nasal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is alledged that Tweedledum's frozen pterodactyl is entombed beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Main Street vehicle on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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