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Image: The Davy Jones' Car Goon Twist dark ride, criminally annoying in the fading sunlight
Davy Jones' Car Goon Twist
July 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five and a fraction caballeros (according to themepark critic Bambi)
The Davy Jones' Car Goon Twist line is like a journey through Goontown. The dark ride cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- During inclement rainfall, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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