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At right: Lillian's child-Googling photo of Dave Smith's Car Tour Crash
Dave Smith's Car Tour Crash
March 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
The Dave Smith's Car Tour Crash queue is like a walking tour across Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cub, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, clown makeup, felony convictions, or liver, ribcage, romantic, fingernail, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
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