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The Dave Smith's Car Tool Revolve attraction, August 27, 1988, 5:57 a.m.
Dave Smith's Car Tool Revolve
September 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're random)
The Dave Smith's Car Tool Revolve queue is like a skulk across the back alley's of Tooltown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can revolve them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 34".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, clown makeup, or spinal, fingernail, clothing, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to hold your arms and activists within the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- On its third month after opening, the Dave Smith's Car Tool Revolve nearly was mislayed.
- To test the attraction car idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Finding Nemo submarine on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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