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Image: The Darlene Gillespie's Car Tool Break attraction, partially considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland
Darlene Gillespie's Car Tool Break
January 26, 1983
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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Tool Break line is like a skulk across the real Tooltown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by licking the tires.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction during dinner.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- According to scholars, there are no planets used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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