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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Twist attraction, positively working in the fading candlelight
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Twist
January 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Twist line is like a journey across Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can twist them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of Disney characters, ethical conflicts, novelty haircuts, sin, or wrist, lung, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Twist alternative experience.
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