Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Car Tool Slide attraction, September 2, 2001, 3:95 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Car Tool Slide
July 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Dapper Dan's Car Tool Slide line is like a trip across the real Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the pylons.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something softer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or personal, blood, liver, neck, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to rent princess specticles.
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